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Sardar at bar in New York .

Man on his right says “Johny Walker single”

Man on his left says “Peter Scotch single”

Sardar says – “Baljith Singh Married”

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Boss : I am giving u job as a driver. Starting salary Rs.2000/-, is it o.k

Sardar : U R great sir! STARTING salary is o.k…….but how much is DRIVING salary…?

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Sardar’s theory : Moon is more impt than Sun, coz it gives light at

night when light is needed & Sun gives light during the day when light

is not needed!!!

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2 sardars are driving a Car, one puts on the indicator and asks the

other to check whether its working, he puts his head out and says

YES…NO…YES…NO…YES…NO…

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Sardar shouting 2 his girl friend ” u said v will do register marriage

and cheated me, I was waiting 4 u yesterday whole day in the post

office….

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2 sardarjis looking at Egyptian mummy.

Sar 1 : Look so many bandages, pakka lorry accident case.

Sar 2 : Aaho, lorry number is also written…BC 1760!!!….

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A sardar on an interview 4 da post detective.

Interviewer: who killed Gandhi?

Sardar: Thank u sir 4 giving me d job, I will start investigating…….

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A sardar for an exam had studied only one essay ‘FRIEND’, but in the

exam the essay which came was ‘FATHER’ . he replaced friend with father

in the essay and>it read: AM A VERY FATHERLY PERSON, I HAVE LOTS OF FATHERS,

SOME OF MY FATHERS ARE MALE AND SOME ARE FEMALE. MY TRUE

FATHER IS MY NEIGHBOUR.

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Interviewer: what s u r qualification?

Sardarji: Sir I am Ph.d.

Interviewer: what do u mean by Ph.d?

Sardarji: PASSED HIGHSCHOOL with DIFFICULTY….


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