Sardar at bar in New York .
Man on his right says “Johny Walker single”
Man on his left says “Peter Scotch single”
Sardar says – “Baljith Singh Married”
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Boss : I am giving u job as a driver. Starting salary Rs.2000/-, is it o.k
Sardar : U R great sir! STARTING salary is o.k…….but how much is DRIVING salary…?
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Sardar’s theory : Moon is more impt than Sun, coz it gives light at
night when light is needed & Sun gives light during the day when light
is not needed!!!
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2 sardars are driving a Car, one puts on the indicator and asks the
other to check whether its working, he puts his head out and says
YES…NO…YES…NO…YES…NO…
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Sardar shouting 2 his girl friend ” u said v will do register marriage
and cheated me, I was waiting 4 u yesterday whole day in the post
office….
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2 sardarjis looking at Egyptian mummy.
Sar 1 : Look so many bandages, pakka lorry accident case.
Sar 2 : Aaho, lorry number is also written…BC 1760!!!….
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A sardar on an interview 4 da post detective.
Interviewer: who killed Gandhi?
Sardar: Thank u sir 4 giving me d job, I will start investigating…….
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A sardar for an exam had studied only one essay ‘FRIEND’, but in the
exam the essay which came was ‘FATHER’ . he replaced friend with father
in the essay and>it read: AM A VERY FATHERLY PERSON, I HAVE LOTS OF FATHERS,
SOME OF MY FATHERS ARE MALE AND SOME ARE FEMALE. MY TRUE
FATHER IS MY NEIGHBOUR.
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Interviewer: what s u r qualification?
Sardarji: Sir I am Ph.d.
Interviewer: what do u mean by Ph.d?
Sardarji: PASSED HIGHSCHOOL with DIFFICULTY….
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